Real NNN. Instead of jerking it, have actual sex because those don’t count.

This is what government does. It finds you breaking some arbitrary rule and makes the worst possible outcome for all parties involved. Then they pretend and act like it’s for your own good.

Squirrels don’t normally carry rabies. There were plenty of other options.

Maybe they should go fight in the wars they start. The sentiment isn’t wrong. Who can even claim this is some kind of violent threat with a straight face.

So don’t sign up. Go without.