Fuck. Probably true.

That’s the only way we would get a woman president.

This is the kind of thinking that got us here.

I remember him getting really mad about his plane being tracked. Didn’t know it was on Twitter.

Plot twist!

I’m American, and I agree.

The Art of the Deal

I guess we already filled up all of the for profit prisons in The Land of the Free.

From what I’ve read, this is kinda how he ran off the founders of Tesla.

I remember being happy to watch whatever came on one of the four channels that your TV could pick up with a rabbit ear antenna.

Oops. Wrong Hitler.