The trophy is supposed to come apart. When the players hold up and pass around the trophy, it is just the top half without the base. I’m not even a sports fan, and I know that.

Does St. Patrick’s day count?

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I adopted my dog from the local shelter. They had to remove the tip of her tail because she had a happy tail so bad that she had bone deep cuts. They had first tried to stitch the wounds, but she popped the stitches and made the wounds worse. Thankfully, she doesn’t have the happy tail affliction anymore. I guess that ‘happy’ is a misnomer. Her excessive tail wagging was more of a stress/anxiety behavior.

$2000?!?! I got charged $3000 for a 15-minute EMS transport. They didn’t even perform any medical care.

My nephew just took his first steps the other day. The lazy bum only got through two and a half steps before giving in to gravity. NOT fantastic.

Killing random people is bad. If he had driven his vehicle through a health insurance companies shareholder or board meeting, instead…

https://slrpnk.net/post/16782861

Maori haka is so metal.