Truly ahead of their time!

What do you think a potato is called in Austria?

EDIT: I stand corrected, a potato is more commonly called Erdapfel in Austria, or “earth apple.” That makes it even better: Kartoffel, Erdapfel.

Kartoffel, kartoffel.

She really doesn’t care, do u?

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The old conundrum of separating the art from the artist. Personally, I think as long as you aren’t giving them any money, have at it.

a painting by a very famous Austrian

“Aw, isn’t that cute? He’s trying to claw my eyes out!”

Good enough.

Evolution in a nutshell.

Thanks for designing us to breathe and drink through the same opening, natural selection, really appreciate it!

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I never considered Godzilla movies to be horror, but I can see why they could be classified as such. It’s a creature feature with very large creatures.

Is he saying they currently are violent?

You’re so happy to imply one side but not imply the other. That’s a you problem.

Where is the swearing?

It has the quality of being new. It’s newsome!

79 soon!

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I do comment a lot (probably too much) some days…

That one isn’t suspicious to me. US public opinion has always had very little regard for anyone who’s incarcerated. Hence, once the system gets ahold of you, you’re fucked whether you’re guilty or not (unless you’re wealthy).

American society values confidence above all else, especially intelligence or competence. Unfortunately, a lot of confident people are assholes and/or morons.