TACO

Hope ya don’t mind but I’m calling the next Karen I see a pumpkin spice twatte in honor of your wife

Daaang. They beat the US? That is impressive as hell.

If you got to cheat to win, then you know you’re really unpopular.

The Pedo Party needs to die off already. They’re a blight on this country…

Idk, but why would I care what people think I am? Think I’m a dude? Cool. Think I’m a chick? Nice.

It’s actually kinda fun trying to be so neutral in your phrasing that nobody got any idea. I’ve been an active player on a certain long term game and haven’t slipped up once in like 15+ years.

Stop caring. Use it to your advantage.

Ooo you could buy maybe MAYBE buy a months worth of baby supplies on that. Cool. Yeah. That’ll fix everything wrong with everything.

TACO

Oh please. Shut up TACO. Why do we even care what this moron has to say? No one takes his foreign policy seriously because he’s so fucking BAD at it…

They’ll do exactly as their told. Their leash holders are not panicking because they just have to say HEEL and the MAGAts will fall in line, spinning the Epstein files into something more palatable

What’s funny is nothing will change if he release the Epstein files. MAGAts are still gonna lust after a geriatric mentally stunted PoS, and now they’ll suddenly be like well 12 is old enough I guess. Now if those girls were 10 then maybe it’d be bad…

I don’t watch a lot of cooking shows but her face is immediately recognizable. This is very sad news. Just awful. :(

Comcast and all the rest of those shithead parasites lobbied the heck out of this, I bet. And money talks big, especially in our current whorehouse, I mean, white house.

Oh no! Shite I don’t buy anyways because it’s shite is going to go up in price!

Distraction.

Release the Epstein files, PEDOnald

My mom used to say “been ____-ing looong?” with a silly twang. No idea where she got that from and I’ve never heard anyone else do it. Like, if you trip she’d say been walkin’ looong? If you choke on your soda, she’d say been drinkin’ looong?

Some kind of weird hick thing, I’m sure.

Oh? How interes— RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES, YOU CRUSTY OLD BASTARD

It’s a step in the right direction, that’s for sure.

But in this timeline, electing someone who’s not a kiddy-diddler is a step in the right direction and a third of our country (and 2/3s of our fucking government) don’t wanna do it…

They’ve been trying to get rape made legal for a long time now. Mostly because their party, as you know, are a bunch of rapists…

No thanks! I feel like the Health Inspectors would fail that place…

(If muskrat and PEDOnald were still in love, I’d assume the health inspectors would be losing their jobs next)

Oh? I heard abou-- what about the Epstein files??? Release the files, you nasty old PoS pedo!