To give to trick or treaters.
To give to trick or treaters.
I like how whoever made this didn’t bother to put IE on the first door.
What can I say, I’m gay for Moleman.
If I had a nickel for every prominent conservative during this election season who bragged about killing a dog, I’d have 2 nickels, which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it’s happened twice.
There’s something about walking into a motel room with this AC blowing at full power after being at the beach all day that just can’t be beat.
Kick em when they’re up, kick em when they’re down.
Presumably on a toilet.
I went to Harvard but got kicked out. They said that I wasn’t accepted, but I don’t believe in like rules, man.
I see no flaw in that logic.
What so wrong about hearing elderly people talk about sex? They had sex.
I wonder if they charged per minute like a lot of hot lines did back in the day.
Big if true.
Getting a divorce can give you a heart attack-ack-ack-ack-ack-ack-ack, you ought to know by now.
The DMV was out of Bort license plates. I was so devastated.
I got them all right, including the number of Representatives, which is something that Jill Stein (who is actually running for president) didn’t know.
Don’t give Trump any ideas.
Don’t top your landlord, they don’t deserve it.