There were shadowy conspiracists lurking in the dark alleys of Washington, and hiding from the glaring sun in the High Desert of California, but they were laughably easy prey when the Martian lizard people, the subterranean Vril-empowered mole-men, and the globalist pedophile Commies did show up.

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  • superkret@feddit.orgtomemes@lemmy.worldPoop gun
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    With the right molds, you could form all parts you need for a working gun out of poop, submerge them in liquid hydrogen to freeze them solid, assemble them, load your poop gun, kill someone and just drop it.
    All the cops will find at the crime scene is a pile of poop.

    This is a shitpost.



  • superkret@feddit.orgtoLemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world小红书
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    53 minutes ago

    People are disgusted by the idea that one random person could track their every move and read everything they write.
    Unless that person is employed at a large corporation.

    I used to date a Google employee. They had a Signal chat where they shared screenshots of funny or interesting shit they saw on the user accounts.
    And many abused their access to spy on ex-partners and the like.