As a non-american, you’re doing about okay as everyone else.

You can’t use that word on lemmy.ml

His name was Derek. But he went by ‘the Prophet’ when times were good, or ‘the Law Giver’ when times were bad.

I moved onto his prayer farm with 45 other members of the Salvation Star Boys, who died in a mass suicide. But not me. 'Cause I don’t like root beer. And I only drink what I like.

After it was all over, I called Lois to pick me up. She was mad. But she’s what Derek calls an Oppressing Doubter.

May the light of Derek’s Invincible Diamond shine through you.

I hate conversation hostages. They just dont let you exit, and don’t really care if you’re listening. I can understand their loneliness, but christ they need to develop the skills of: a) summarize your bullshit, and b) gauge my reaction to see if I’m interested.

I think I have this to some degree. I never feel hungry/hangry if I haven’t eaten by specific times. I just eat because I’m bored and it kinda heats me up. I can go days without, I just don’t because of habit and because sugar and caffeine have effects that help me concentrate

That’s not how it used to be, and that’s so far only 1 incompetent party. (We’ll see how the other party fares, especially under Elons gaze)

The location of that command, also, really annoys me

I’ve lived through 5 decades but I’m 30 years old

Yes. Their violent neighbor broke in earlier and is currently using their bathroom, much to the embarrassment of the protagonist

He’s a man of ACTION in the films, and not a man of giving fools a second chance.

Dumbledore in the books has my heart, but Dumbledore in the films has my sword

The movies also frames Dumbledore as a hard boiled unhinged detective who slams people against walls and shakes them down for information, whereas the book totally missed out on that great aspect of his personality. Swings and roundabouts

There is a certain level of arrogance with introverts in that they assume a lot of things about people without first engaging with them. I speak as one myself

what mess? you make four cuts and the seeds practically flake off by themselves. shake my head smh

The green ranger was pretty dope, so this fits.

Well you can get them to smear out symbols with their faeces before they die

slams table
We don’t need no stinkin badgers!

Canyonerooo-oooh yah!
Canyonerooo

I used to climb on the roof of my house as a kid and shimmy along the narrow in the middle of the night, just for kicks.

I look back on myself decades later and shudder. I am dead in many parallel worlds.

Alright I’ve been staring at it too long - what’s that emoji?