i don’t know what that stands for, so i just read it like you said it as a word. still works.

i just want to know why it’s in the oven

doesn’t matter, because it’s a disingenuous post anyways. the song is about how that shit is BAD:

Early one morning while making the rounds I took a shot of cocaine and I shot my woman down Went right home and I went to bed I stuck that loving 44 beneath my head

Got up next morning and I grabbed that gun Took a shot of cocaine and away I run Made a good run but run too slow They overtook me down in Juarez, Mexico

Laid in the hot joints taking the pill In walked the sheriff from Jericho Hill He said Willie Lee, your name is not Jack Brown You’re the dirty hop that shot your woman down

I said yes sir, my name is Willie Lee If you got a warrant, just read it to me Shot her down because she made me sorе I thought I was her daddy but she had five morе

When I was arrested I was dressed in black They put me on train and it took me back I had no friends for to go my bail They slapped my dried up carcass in that county jail

Got up next morning about a half past nine Spied a sheriff coming down the line Hopped and he coughed as he cleared his throat He said, come on you dirty hop into that district court See country shows near Lewiston Get tickets as low as $54 You might also like Folsom Prison Blues Johnny Cash Cocaine Blues Billy Strings & Don Julin loml Taylor Swift Into the courtroom, my trial began Where I was handled by twelve honest men Just before that jury started out I saw that little judge commence to look about

In about five minutes, in walked a man Holding the verdict in his right hand The verdict read in the first degree I hollered, lordy lordy, have mercy on me

The judge he smiled as he picked up his pen Ninety-nine years in the Folsom pen Ninety-nine years underneath that ground I can’t forget the day I shot my woman down

Come on you hops and listen unto me Lay off that whiskey and let that cocaine be

and yet you persist. why?

(sorry, this is totally a troll)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RTI-sbjUJ-g

this is clearly meant to be hilarious. what are two three things that will never stay still to pose for a painting?

that’s a negative

amen

i just wish i could be as godly as honey boo boo

ok buddy

yay. people are getting fucked and the leader idiots are having a flame war. tell me again how you’re still a serious country.

she’s a book you haven’ t read yet. but you can’t read the book; you have to ask her to tell you about it

how are you measuring your bibles? length or girth?

POW you just got punched! we’re punching everybody over here now.

i still have both my blockbuster and hollywood video nametags. without a doubt the best jobs i ever had, and now that i’m in my forties they’re probably the best jobs i’ll ever know.

No mas

this is a canadian guy being hot for an american guy who’s hot for a russian guy. it’s cuck cubed.

that’s the guy that goes down on you like john mayer and when he comes back up you realize it was carrot head

the illusion is STRONG. i just typed up two draft replies before i realized what actually you’re saying here.

you emphasized #5, but i feel like we’re still coming to grips with #4 right now

fuck off

1786, “office in a theater in which tickets are sold,” from box (n.1) + office (n.). Box is attested from late 14c. in the specialized sense of “money box,” especially one in which money is kept for some particular purpose; this was extended to “funds, money” before c. 1400. Box office in the figurative sense of “financial element of a performance” is recorded by 1904.

https://www.etymonline.com/word/box-office

LMAO i love this