TurboWafflz

“Surely the leopards won’t eat my face”

- These guys probably

No because see if they lose it’s because woke goblins are living in the ballot boxes and eating all the trump votes but if they win it’s because they voted so hard the goblins couldn’t eat them all. It’s just basic goblinomics

I want john oliver to buy all of his stuff and run his own show with it that would be so funny

Yeah but I bet google’s one will have lots of cool features like being harder to use and not supporting becoming root and requiring google play services for no discernable reason