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pissing standing up
I sit on my throne like a king.
I sit down every time I go to piss because it’s one if the few places where I can be sure I’ll be left alone. It’s not about the piss. It’s about the break.
It’s also about not spraying piss all over my floor
Or having both hands for the phone, or not needing to blind yourself with a light in the middle of the night. So many reasons.
Yes, I too like it spraying urine on my balls and pecker as I piss like a racehorse and it ricochets off the front of the bowl.
Oh you’d hate to know about how when you shit sitting down you get Poseidon’s kiss.
That’s why I shit standing up like a real man
While standing, do you shit directly into the water so that all the women in your vicinity get aroused by the sound of the splash or are you a stealth shitting fuckboy like Anon? And how exactly do you aim? So many questions.
You face towards the toilet, stand right on the toilet seat, and aim the shit directly into the water.
That gives you highest drop distance for maximum splash sound and maximum bitches.
And tuck them like a eunuch.
Only in a greentext will OP talk about their family members getting horny over little things
why sinks are more practical
Yeah, but take the dishes out.
Leave them in, saves water.
Someone told me urine was sterile once… Probably true.
It’s quite low in bacteria when fresh, so in situations clean water is unavailable fresh urine can substitute in a pinch. But it’s not fully sterile, and given even a couple of hours outside the body it grows significant colonies.
I, for one, like my water colonized.
The solution clearly is to piss on her to establish dominance
You guys with your weird water-to-the-brim toilets. My first encounter with an American toilet made me think it was clogged. So I pissed outside to satiate my feral needs.
the hell kind of toilet were you using? they usually have water in like the bottom third and the water level only goes up for a moment when you flush.
That’s just because they don’t have water in European toilets, they flush by spitting into the toilet until the poo goes down.
I use a nice “watch-your-shit” toilet
weird that the hole is in the front. most American toilets have the hole directly under your butthole and the poop just goes straight in (most of the time) with the water breaking it’s fall on the way.
ok, sidepoint, but the other day I realized that urinals are just dedicated walls for people to pee on and I think that’s really sweet
How is that sweet im curious
Well its probably sweet if you’re diabetic
Okay hear me out, the water splashes less. It makes sound but if you piss on the ceramic the piss moisture comes back at you which is disgusting.
You gotta improve your angle so the piss whirlpools around the bowl
I’ve found the opposite. Due to the angles of the sides of the bowl, a majority of rebound splash inside the toilet still, whereas directly in the water you get the pee waters vouching back chaotically and making their way more on the rim and out of the toilet.
So that’s why some “men” piss standing, despite soiling the toilet each.fucking.time.
I’ll add that I currently live in a house full of women, I’m the only male and women can absolutely fucking DESTROY bathrooms. I’ve never cleaned so much piss, beauty care debris, hair and blood in my whole life. Maybe lets chill on the gender bullshit before you get yourself so hyped up you have to retreat to your friendly discord server of mindless, performative people who support your every stupid idea.
Whoa, feeling personally attacked?
And stop trying to pull that in a gender thing. I’m only saying, please sit down if it’s a toilet, piss standing in a pissoir. Fyi, i have sisters too.
skill issue
Get your shitty genderwars outa here
I’m saying don’t soil public toilets out of a sense of masculinity or some shit like that.
Those men sound like they:
- can’t aim
- don’t lift the seat
That said, I tend to sit out of consideration for my wife, but I’m good about etiquette when in a hurry.
About 1.: it’s always good aim until the pressure is gone and you’re about to finish.
