Doubles every year. 📈

We got a rice and chessboard problem.

No, Google is full of BS AI now and I ask the one true AI, ChatGPT.

It used to be common knowledge to rub lemons on your nipples to stop leprechauns from stealing your dingaling but now I search for it and not a single result.

How do I delete someone else’s post?

No question. But the memes are copium for this dark age we are entering. 😭

I mean, that’s every multinational company.

My job has international offices and during stand-ups, we get things like “Hey EU needs this thing. So figure it out engineers.” And we do the bare minimum to meet the requirements because bro I’m just trying to code and make a paycheck.

Yeah it was a fun journey to watch it all unfold!

Can confirm. I am a imagination of FlyingSquid.

I seriously think airlines are a sham after riding a bunch of trains.

On a train:

Seats are massive. First class wasn’t like 5x the ticket price. No charge for luggage. No wack-ass TSA giving you conflicting rules about if you should keep your shoes/belts on or not. You want to rent a room so you can sleep, do it. You wanna jog from one end to another? Sure.

Unfortunately in America, trains don’t fully connect to most places. And because of the price, attracts some real skeevos who leave the place a mess. In most other countries, my god. It’s beautiful.

Ah, thought you meant though metadata. Like a end user snooping through some obscure meta data method (even after cleaning) let’s you triangulate something.

Ignoring the Seagate part, which makes sense… Is there a reason with 36TB?

I recall IT people losing their minds when we hit the 1TB, when the average hard drive was like 80GB.

So this growth seems right.

How so? Asking out of curiosity.

High level Shitposting. I love it.

Look at all these still images of Democrats pointing they’re the same! /s

Same. I read these and it gets so surreal, I need to share it.

Dunno if it’s like kids eating tidepods where a few did it and now it’s a national meme, or if this is just the deep basements of Tumblr.

If you’re looking for excuses to go out that isn’t drinking at bars - Look into book clubs, silent book readings, art classes and board game meetups…

Most of my friends are not alcoholics, where I like drinking but hate the noise of bars. All of those events cater to all types!

I was reading about how creepy some patients would be with female nurses and ask for help holding up their penis to pee or other gross shit.

And the solution was to either arrange the pervert to get more intrusive tests since they obviously can’t hold their own dick, or send in the Murses.

What I’m saying is you call staff, be ready if a sweaty beast of a person who smells of stale corn chips is ready to help you get off.

Stupid shit like this is why I strongly believe in defunding states.

And to folks going, “Well now that Trump is the federal government, what if he defunds your state?”

Bro, my blue liberal state MAKES money to fund backwater dumb fucks like Alabama/Mississippi.

I have kids. I wouldn’t trade them for the world. 90% of the time, they’re fine. The other 10%, I’m so angry but I can’t be angry for long because they didn’t do anything I didn’t do as a kid.

Hard to say if I regret anything. Too young and I would have struggled financially, nor was I mature enough. Too old and I would have struggled to keep up.

You’re going to have a divide here. There’s people who REALLY hate the idea of kids. Then you have the crazy-ass breeder religious folks who are so judgemental. Asking for validation from the internet about kids is silly imo. Everyone has a motive.

Rather than ask friends, family, strangers on the internet… Treat it like a lifestyle change. Read books about parenting. If that doesn’t align with you, then you have your answer.