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pissing standing up
I sit on my throne like a king.
And tuck them like a eunuch.
Only in a greentext will OP talk about their family members getting horny over little things
The solution clearly is to piss on her to establish dominance
So that’s why some “men” piss standing, despite soiling the toilet each.fucking.time.
I’ll add that I currently live in a house full of women, I’m the only male and women can absolutely fucking DESTROY bathrooms. I’ve never cleaned so much piss, beauty care debris, hair and blood in my whole life. Maybe lets chill on the gender bullshit before you get yourself so hyped up you have to retreat to your friendly discord server of mindless, performative people who support your every stupid idea.
Whoa, feeling personally attacked?
And stop trying to pull that in a gender thing. I’m only saying, please sit down if it’s a toilet, piss standing in a pissoir. Fyi, i have sisters too.
Get your shitty genderwars outa here
I’m saying don’t soil public toilets out of a sense of masculinity or some shit like that.
Those men sound like they:
- can’t aim
- don’t lift the seat
That said, I tend to sit out of consideration for my wife, but I’m good about etiquette when in a hurry.
About 1.: it’s always good aim until the pressure is gone and you’re about to finish.
ok, sidepoint, but the other day I realized that urinals are just dedicated walls for people to pee on and I think that’s really sweet
How is that sweet im curious
Well its probably sweet if you’re diabetic
You guys with your weird water-to-the-brim toilets. My first encounter with an American toilet made me think it was clogged. So I pissed outside to satiate my feral needs.
the hell kind of toilet were you using? they usually have water in like the bottom third and the water level only goes up for a moment when you flush.
I use a nice “watch-your-shit” toilet
weird that the hole is in the front. most American toilets have the hole directly under your butthole and the poop just goes straight in (most of the time) with the water breaking it’s fall on the way.
That’s just because they don’t have water in European toilets, they flush by spitting into the toilet until the poo goes down.
why sinks are more practical
Yeah, but take the dishes out.
Leave them in, saves water.
Someone told me urine was sterile once… Probably true.
It’s quite low in bacteria when fresh, so in situations clean water is unavailable fresh urine can substitute in a pinch. But it’s not fully sterile, and given even a couple of hours outside the body it grows significant colonies.
I, for one, like my water colonized.
