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minus-square🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆@yiffit.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·edit-24 months agoJesus ain’t coming back until people stop wearing crosses around their neck, scaring him away.
minus-squareAlecSadler@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up2·edit-24 months agoI think they mean because Jesus was supposedly murdered on a cross, and then his followers wear said cross as a symbol of their love for him or some shit - which is honestly kind of weird.
minus-squareAlexstarfire@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·4 months agoYou think that’s weird? They drink his blood and eat his flesh too.
minus-squarethemeatbridge@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·4 months agoZombie. Undead, eats flesh and blood, isn’t allergic to sunlight, infection spreads through contact. Zombie.
Jesus ain’t coming back until people stop wearing crosses around their neck, scaring him away.
Jesus is a vampire?
I think they mean because Jesus was supposedly murdered on a cross, and then his followers wear said cross as a symbol of their love for him or some shit - which is honestly kind of weird.
You think that’s weird? They drink his blood and eat his flesh too.
I wouldn’t come back either
Zombie. Undead, eats flesh and blood, isn’t allergic to sunlight, infection spreads through contact. Zombie.