You forgot my beautiful wife, asshole!
She’s not yours
But she’s my wife!
You may find yourself, or you may tell yourself this is not.
But my beautiful wife is not actually part of the things you may ask yourself.
And the days go by
And the days go by
There is water at the bottom of the ocean
Big if true
Same as it ever was
Same as it ever was
Same as it ever was!
StreetComplete quests be like:
What kind of building is this?
How does this path cross the barrier here?
Is this path completed?
Is it lit here?
Do you need to pay to enter here?
What’s being grown here?
Are there showers here?
What religion is practiced at this place?
How many steps are here?
Which direction leads upwards for these steps?
Any vegetarian items on the menu here?
What’s the name of this place?
On which level number is this place located?
Is this a one-way street?
Does this road have a shoulder or breakdown lane?
- I wish I had a shoulder to cry on during my breakdowns :(
Do these traffic lights have a tactile indication for blind people for when it’s safe to cross?
How bumpy is the road here?
Which destination is signposted for this highway?
I’m too busy living in a shotgun shack in another part of the world.
How did I get here?
i would never ask what is that beautiful house
Time isn’t holding up. Time isn’t after us.
Did it suddenly trend on shorts and terkjerk or does this post have a minimum age requirement?
“Look where my hand was…”
Thank you for making this, kind internet stranger. You genuinely made my day better.
“What’s the worst that can happen?”
This meme is so old it can buy cigarettes.
Born under punches >>>
TAKE A LOOK AT THESE HANDS!!!
The hands of a government man
