Flying Squid@lemmy.world to Atheist Memes@lemmy.world · 7 days agoI guess a bunch of new people becoming atheists is a silver lining...lemmy.worldimagemessage-square31fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1imageI guess a bunch of new people becoming atheists is a silver lining...lemmy.worldFlying Squid@lemmy.world to Atheist Memes@lemmy.world · 7 days agomessage-square31fedilink
minus-squareiii@mander.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·edit-27 days agoMary was impregnated unbeknownst, against her own will. She never married the father of Jesus, quite the sin.
minus-squareTastyWheat@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·6 days ago“He wasn’t a bastard or anything cos my imaginary friend in the sky flew down and did it himself!”
minus-squarepearsaltchocolatebar@discuss.onlinelinkfedilinkarrow-up0·7 days ago“It was Mary’s fault for showing her ankles.”
minus-squareNougat@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up0·7 days agoWhen they ask “What if Jesus had been aborted?” What if, indeed.
Mary was impregnated unbeknownst, against her own will. She never married the father of Jesus, quite the sin.
“He wasn’t a bastard or anything cos my imaginary friend in the sky flew down and did it himself!”
They’d call her a whore these days
“It was Mary’s fault for showing her ankles.”
When they ask “What if Jesus had been aborted?”
What if, indeed.