The theorem has been expressed colloquially as “you can’t comb a hairy ball flat without creating a cowlick” or “you can’t comb the hair on a coconut”.
The theorem has been expressed colloquially as “you can’t comb a hairy ball flat without creating a cowlick” or “you can’t comb the hair on a coconut”.
I guess the closest I’ve gotten to that is to have a cow lick the “T” off of the “Passat” lettering on my trunk a couple years ago.
…where were your balls when that happened?
nowhere near the trunk of the car, thankfully. :-)