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ZeroCool@lemmy.ca to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 21 days ago

Trump Displays Overflowing Basket After Demolishing “Low IQ Kids" in Easter Egg Hunt on White House Lawn

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Trump Displays Overflowing Basket After Demolishing “Low IQ Kids" in Easter Egg Hunt on White House Lawn

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ZeroCool@lemmy.ca to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 21 days ago
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President Trump showcased his overflowing Easter basket earlier today after outperforming “low IQ” children during the annual White House Easter egg hunt.
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    I’d like to see him try to bend over to pick something up.

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      21 days ago

      Oh, I have no doubt he’s privately had to use one of these for at least the last 20 years:

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        NGL I use one of these all the time, they’re great

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          i doubt he has the strength and grip to use that.

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      He’d just make one of his sycophants do it for him, then take credit about how he’s the “greatest egg hunter the world has seen, maybe ever!”.

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