I have a hangnail right now, thanks a lot god

Looks like I’ll never get to taste Chunky Gaza Green Tea Genocide…thanks a lot Unilever

“I do not care about black people!” - Kanye prolly

I regularly manipulate my 2008 Toyota matrix’s radio and HVAC controls while never taking my eyes off the road. I won’t buy any car that forgoes the physical controls.

Canada has a high likelihood of electing its own conservative government next year…

Everyone knows declaring victory now means we can say the election was stolen the second a state doesn’t go our way

That game must have one of the lowest labor to profit ratios of any product ever made. The interface maybe took a skilled web developer a few days and it has basically no upkeep after that. And it alone is prolly worth hundreds of millions in NYT games subscriptions. Crazy.

Pretty good representation of Elon’s body

I mean their new chips look like hot garbage so…not sure if they’re gonna have any good outcomes for a while

You’re using logic, that’s beyond these people

Honest question: is it physically possibly to step on one’s own nutsack? Do I have to dislocate my pelvis or something?

Yeah the NYT, despite its flaws, isn’t beholden to a single person.

Yeah but that’s not the choice offered to you. And you can only make the choices you are offered.

Oh it’s definitely intentional in your endo ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Oh good cause I was thinking “first in, first out” and thought ARM had sex with Qualcomm

The Marriott logo looks like two towers falling over with smoke coming out…

You mean she does…

And a Pi Hole for good measure.