• barneypiccolo@lemm.ee
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    15 hours ago

    The head of Homeland SECURITY doesn’t have good enough security to keep her bag from being stolen?

    Probably stolen by a member of her own security detail.

    Fucking hilarious.

    • BobSentMe@lemm.ee
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      11 hours ago

      “Hey guys, can we turn off all the cameras so nobody sees the drug deal I’m trying to do?”