Probably gave her all the TSA rejects.

“Hey guys, can we turn off all the cameras so nobody sees the drug deal I’m trying to do?”

Same price, fewer chores.

“He tripped and fell down 35 flights of stairs. It was a tragedy.” “The building is only 12 stories tall.” “Yeah, he had to be carried back up a couple of times.”

Nah, too LEFTY. We gotta make a show extolling the value of bringing automation to society.
You know, like Battlestar Galactica!!!

I’m sure the foxconn plant in Wisconsin will fire up ANY DAY NOW! drums fingers

In As400, you type PWRDWNSYS *IMMED.

Then you pray it comes back up in a timely manner.