Just add a truck hurtling towards you at terrifying speed.
That isn’t adulting, that is an isekai anime
I genuinely use this technique to get myself out go and exercise sometimes.
Seeing my body as a pet I need to take for a walk can be a weird but helpful mindset.
I’m much more willing to do things for my pets than myself sometimes. Maybe I should try this!
Except you only think you’re the one holding the leash.
or rather the leash makes you not sense the yoke
Hm… I should go out in public with my leash and collar like this and maybe that’ll help me find someone else to hold the leash. 🤔
Pro tip get a collar with a handle
On tonight’s episode of: “The Writer’s Barely Disguised Fetish”
(also, instance name checks out)
“I am a fox,” said the fox.
“Please - tame me!”
with the exception that most of us are not as self loyal and dog like.
