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ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 11 days ago

Man, I hate it when my cat steals my penis!

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Man, I hate it when my cat steals my penis!

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ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 11 days ago
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  • yesman@lemmy.world
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    the hysterical part is the guy (presumably with the lost member) trying to lure the cat with a fish. Trade?

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    Casual blunder. You gotta watch out for the penis stealing cats.

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    flaisch macht flaisch

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      Considering the subject, time period (1555) and origin (Germany, as indicated by language), it is presumably Protestant propaganda.

      I did not expect that

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        https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=g-AwCl4jr9w

        3.word slogans are old as fuck and still going strong

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      Nah, it’s obviously pussy eats dick. People have always been naughty.

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        that pun doesn’t work in german. it’s about good friday where catholics are only allowed to eat fish (look at the left)

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          “Muschi” works for both in German, although it probably a bit antiquated by now. The question is though, if that was also the case back then.

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    i should call her

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    It’s a scene from Reynaert the fox It’s arguably the most amazing text that survived in medieval Dutch. Earliest versions date back to the 13th century.

    It’s full of trickery and very dark humor.

    Here’s a more recent depiction of the scene: Klokkenspel

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    New tattoo design just dropped

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    I’m glad cats don’t do that anymore.

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      Anymore? This is a pic of me last week! I’ve gotta quit leaving my packer out.

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    “come on take this fish and give back the king’s penis”

    “NO”

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