Fucking Ohio. Proving once again, Florida Man doesn’t stand alone.
Florida and Ohio are basically the same thing. Insufferably boring hyper-conservative states with mid cities that are only redeemed by their amusement parks and Lebron James.
It makes sense they would produce similar types of crazy
Cincinnati is interesting at least, but yeah fuck Ohio.
Source: i live in ohio…
Florida Man & Ohio Woman
Wait, wait, wait: what the fuck is that format of news program.
Are “man doing bad jokes and woman doing fake performative laughs” standard in news programs over there or are these people just especially incompetent?!
That stuff was seriously cringe.
Princmeth Leah was on her way back to Tattoo Ln to reunite Chewy with Heroin Solo
Our neighborhood raccoons have to up their game. Bunch of slackers.
Wasn’t she arrested before they found the raccoon?
For driving with a suspended listens and whatever that other thing was (arrest warrant?)
But she was then also arrested for the stash of meth.
Oh, come on and search me (whoa, whoa) I got my problems (whoa, whoa) You got your eyes wide My bags of McDs… And raccoon with a meth pipe
Took me a minute to realize the raccoon wasn’t in the police car’s driver seat
