I mean, i was turning it into a spitball cannon using a rubber band.

The machinery yearns for your sabots

Anything you say, do, or express interest in, can and will be used against you.

Or, my experience from middle school:

Mechanical Pencil: explodes into the back of the person sitting in front of you

Teacher: detention.

D I S A S S E M B L E

Yeah… i started tensing up halfway through reading this.

My life experience has given me no reason to believe it was ever going to pay out anyway. Let the motherfucker burn.

Shit, a working pickup? Could probably get people to bid on that and make more. New pickups are absurdly expensive

She does appear to be the appropriate level of smugness for a queen.

I assume the second one is also hers?

For people inside the US doesnt paying for the tarriffs just means more money going into this administration? Better to only purchase things if you absolutely have to

Vaccinating chickens!?

scoffs in american

They are genuinely worse than they were five+ years ago.

Does the rapist Brock Allen Turner still live in Oakwood Ohio, a wealthy suburb of Dayton Ohio?

The only thing still good about taco bell is that they’re open super late; they’ve reached the same price as the much better tasting local tacos, and reduced their own quality so much they’re nasty

Alcohol is damned expensive at bars, and the number of people who drink is going down over time.

The sound of piss hitting water resembles oil popping when frying.

I’m inclined to chalk that up as a Sony problem, because fuck sony.

Plus, free parasites! :D

I almost guarantee he canceled those checks the second she won.