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funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works to TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name@lemmy.world · 1 day ago

Y'all ready for some deep lore I found at the Salt and Pepper Shaker Museum?

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Y'all ready for some deep lore I found at the Salt and Pepper Shaker Museum?

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funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works to TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name@lemmy.world · 1 day ago
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  • 👍Maximum Derek👍@discuss.tchncs.de
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    I showed this to my wife and a few minutes later she shared an ebay listing for the Stelton wood and chrome shakers like the ones used for McCoy’s laser scalpel, and now a pair are headed to us.

    “I was just thinking yesterday we needed better shakers.”

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      Those will look so good next to the Romulan ale decanters!

  • 👍Maximum Derek👍@discuss.tchncs.de
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    No person in history has ever used one of those phaser-shakers for salt or pepper, right?

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    Why does Kirk have such big boobs?

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      Spock has love handles!

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        More cushion for the pushin’ is only logical.

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          Spock will get just as much oo-mox as ever, but can he handle it with his high blood pressure?

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      And that thing coming out of his rear as well!? Some things we are meant not to know… 🫠

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    Ok this set is cute and all, but super unwieldy looking:

    I should not feel a need to use 2 hands for a simple shaker. Being collector’s items, I wouldn’t use them anyway, but that’s beside the point.

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      I still want them. I want to put them between my MST3k funko pops and my MASH vodka IV bottle.

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      I feel like a Trekkie collecting those instead of the hourglass ones is like letting Dr. Elsa pick your Holy Grail for you.

      “That’s the salt shaker of a low-budget sci-fi show!”

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        The cardboard set of a Carpenter. ;) It just occurred to me that Dr. Elsa didn’t just make a mistake in choosing the gaudy one first, did she? She purposely chose it to get rid of that guy who drank from it. Then, she screamed when he became all corpsified and gross, but it was all an act to gain sympathy from the others. ELSA KNEW.

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        Appreciate the reference.

        Edit: Had to include this moment.

        Jones Sr. and Jr. are Eskimo brothers.

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          Perfect team to get ahead of Elsa’s mind games. After wards, they were inoculated to her Saffron-esque powers. EDIT: look out for STDs, Joneses! Do not wait for your annual checkup.

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      Missed opportunity with the saucer there to actually carry sauce. Separate the saucer section to get the salt and pepper nacelles

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        The shuttle pod could be used as a butter dish - lift up the shuttle pod which is just a cover for a plate of butter underneath.

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          You have the best ideas!

          Do you realize how rare that is!?:-P

          img

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            Geniuses occasionally doing incredibly boneheaded things is one of my favourite tropes, humanises them.

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      Imagine an entire spice rack with the entire fleet parked in your kitchen pantry

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      These come out with the good silverware for guests, obviously.

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        When it’s time to break out the fancy communicators.

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