Cows always want to know what’s going on.

They look like they’re drowning. I feel I need to throw them life preservers. This is stressful, because I’m not sure they can catch them, what with the hooves.

Yes. Yes you may.

Hey, do you have a lot of stickers behind your car by chance ?

The kind of pop up I wouldn’t block

Fine. But are you sure they’re not judging me?

These cows look cute. On the other hand, one night I was driving through farmland on a dark and stormy night and my windshield wipers were grimey. I pulled over to wipe off the grime, and in the piercing light of the headlights I saw about 10 cows walk over to check out what was going on. The reduced visibility due to the rain made them look more menacing, lol.

You may.

Moo

Boop the snout