Giraffes are Artiodactyla like cattle so they would be closer in minotaur style than the Perissodactyla centaur style. Two hoofed legs, human upper body, long neck and giraffe head.
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bro how did I get sensory overload from a black and white image
That’s why I read this shit with fan colorings. I think my brain would literally not be able to process what’s going on without it
Bloody One Piece.
@ObviouslyNotBanana maybe the first one
The left one. It’s the Giraffe’s neck that’s long. Not their torso.
Edit: See Derpleton from Centaurworld.
Also huge tongue
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Counterargument: a centaur is a human torso on a horse’s neck, so it’s the right one
But the human portion has normal human proportions (though potentially scaled up a little). Why would being on a giraffe’s body change that?
Exactly, the left one warps the human proportions while the left one extends the giraffe neck that connects with the human torso. The right one is more natural.
Because the one on the right is funnier
A giraffe is a horse with a long neck.
A giraffe centaur is a centaur with a long neck.
QED
What if horses are instead giraffes with short necks? Checkmate atheists
A centaur is a horse with human torso after the neck, so a giraffe centaur is a horse with a long neck and a human torso after the neck. Right is justice.
How does he pick his nose or brush his teeth?
Giraffes have extremely long tongues
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Why not scale up the size of the human so it fits with both solutions?
It’s funnier this way?
Neither, a centaur has a human torso starting at the base of the neck, the left one has a long neck so clearly not a human torso. The left one has a long torso, so that doesn’t fit either.
Solution: it’d be exactly like a regular centaur but with a different skin pattern
We’d have to start evolution again because all mammals have four limbs, and four only. That’s why we can’t have pegasus (pegasi?) either. Bummer, I know.
Isn’t a pegasus a bird? Would that mean that they lay eggs?
You may be on to something
Much taller legs
What if he wore pants?
Like it or not, this is peak male performance
the left one would look sick with some shades
Centaurs don’t have horse necks so neither is right. It would be the body of a giraffe with a human torso starting where the neck would start
But is the human torso going to be hella long like the example on the right? That’s not a neck. That’s a long abdomen.
Nah, just like a normal centaur but with long spindly giraffe legs
The right one. A centaur is a horse with a human torso replacing the horse’s neck & head. So it’s one of those humans with the long torso, you know the type.
Have some Lenny gold
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Too many pixels I can’t understand what I’m looking at
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bonus question: where’s the nipples?
Hands would be a lot less evolutionarily useful if they couldn’t reach your mouth.
They still could, you would just need to bend your head down to reach em
