Also, I’m so sorry your child–who won’t be in the US btw–has to suffer with the rest of the milk-chugging American children across the sea. Maybe your child is psychic, idk. It’s simultaneously a mystery and a tragedy.
I’m only surprised you didn’t claim my child is imaginary. Also, I really think you should head over to your nearest neonatal intensive care unit and tell grieving parents what you just told me about how we’ll all die eventually. They definitely need to hear that hard truth from you. Be sure you tell them it was their fault for having a baby in the first place too.
Also, I’m so sorry your child–who won’t be in the US btw–has to suffer with the rest of the milk-chugging American children across the sea. Maybe your child is psychic, idk. It’s simultaneously a mystery and a tragedy.
I’m only surprised you didn’t claim my child is imaginary. Also, I really think you should head over to your nearest neonatal intensive care unit and tell grieving parents what you just told me about how we’ll all die eventually. They definitely need to hear that hard truth from you. Be sure you tell them it was their fault for having a baby in the first place too.
Bye.
Enjoy being a ghoulish person.