Pubert and Rapeseed are ones I’m liking so far, thanks for the suggestions!
Jizzlord
There was a dog I followed on YT who was supposedly named Cumlord. He was fucking adorable but unfortunately I think he passed away.
Doggo
Moo
Pussydawg
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Nyan
Cutlet is the best bad name for a cat. The cat will know it’s both your friend and a survival ration.
My cat Chili could relate.
Perfect for a Sphynx cat.
Oh boy, someone hasn’t heard about H.P. Lovecraft’s cat.
I thought the title said band name and was so confused
My friend used to have a cat called Chevy, which was originally short for Le Chevalier but changed to be short for Chevy Chase because they were both assholes.
The name that you chose - the cat doesn’t care anyway.
Years back, one of mine was named Dag.
Siri or Heygoogle
We have neighbor cat who always wants to come to our yard and start shit with our cat. Said neighbor cat has an odd narrow dark strip under his nose. We call him Hisler, or Der Furrer.
H.P. Lovecraft entered the chat
That was my first thought too…
My grandparents had a cat named Pussy. My grandma was so upset when I told her what that was slang for
We had a cat when I was in high school named Clyde. Great indoor/outdoor cat. Every night when my mom wanted him to come home she would open the front door, step out onto the porch and yell, “Where’s My Pussy!” and "Here Puss Puss Pussy! Only neighbors semi-close by were a sweet old couple who thought that was hilarious.
If you’re going to name a cat that, adopt two and name the other Weed or something.