PALM BEACH, FL—Blushing, short of breath, and unable to look away from the image, the Trump boys told reporters Thursday that they got a weird feeling after their Uncle Elon showed them a picture of a busty anime cat girl. “Uncle Elon called us over to look at his phone, made us promise not to […]
Trump won. He doesn’t need Musk’s money anymore. But Don Jr needs a steady supply of nose candy.
He might not need it, but he wants it.
He always needs more money. He’s an addict. And it helps quiet the voice in his head saying he’s a disappointing sack of shit.
Oh sorry that was me