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minus-squarebeebarfbadger@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·28 days ago2025 obligatory alternatives to social distancing: -Isolate in the office, just never go home (and keep working of course) -Instead of not going to work, you can get a free brain worm at one of the new brain worm dispensaries -ingest a lethal dose of Ivermectin -Storm and plunder one of the official buildings on the list published on the Department of Patriotism’s website (must bring own gallows parts)
2025 obligatory alternatives to social distancing:
-Isolate in the office, just never go home (and keep working of course)
-Instead of not going to work, you can get a free brain worm at one of the new brain worm dispensaries
-ingest a lethal dose of Ivermectin
-Storm and plunder one of the official buildings on the list published on the Department of Patriotism’s website (must bring own gallows parts)