Mickey7@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 18 days agoWhy do Americans always presume that everyone speaks Englishlemmy.worldimagemessage-square155fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
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minus-squareERROR: Earth.exe has crashed@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·18 days agoBecause gunpowder. Gunpowder go in metal tube. Projectile go in meral tube. Ignite. BOOM. Death. Human go new place. Bring Boomsticks. Native humans = Dead Native humans = Surrender World = Dominated Language = Spread Language = Become default The End Sadly Ever After (Fun fact most pilots have to learn Aviation English in order to operate internationally. You can thank the gunpowder for that.
minus-squareKazumara@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkarrow-up0·edit-218 days ago The End Would have been really funny if you said Thai End there
Because gunpowder.
Gunpowder go in metal tube.
Projectile go in meral tube.
Ignite.
BOOM.
Death.
Human go new place.
Bring Boomsticks.
Native humans = Dead
Native humans = Surrender
World = Dominated
Language = Spread
Language = Become default
The End
Sadly Ever After
(Fun fact most pilots have to learn Aviation English in order to operate internationally. You can thank the gunpowder for that.
Accurate af
Would have been really funny if you said
there