Media outlets are still scrambling to give comprehensible coverage of what they are calling the most baffling, seemingly unmotivated crime story of the century—the shooting of UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson, a wealthy white man born on U.S. soil—days after the incident.
Did Elon fly his rocket yet? I’d like to purchase bits of whatever is left when it comes back. I want to pee on the pieces and then watch the stuff circle around the bowl as they flush down. Its therapeutic according to the experts.
You can always get your foot in the door by purchasing a disc of vacuum dessicated Elon on the Ferrngi Futures Exchange! Currently only 50 bars of gold pressed platinum, but act fast!