AUSTIN, TX—In a sweeping prohibition with immediate implications for the Lone Star State’s potential mothers-to-be, Texas banned the sale of luggage to pregnant women Monday. “With this law, we ensure that no gestating woman living in our great state can pack her belongings and escape our will,” Gov. Greg Abbott said upon signing the bill, explaining […]
I hear that women in Texas have to get their husbands permission to buy coat hangers.
They just have to ask them to punch them in the stomach and kick them down the stairs. Way easier.