Eat ‘em while they’re hot!
Eat it like groceries
Hey! Edible Underwear!
spoiler
:::I heard that edible underwear is actually pretty disappointing. Having to spend more time eating them (hours, even!) doesn’t sound appealing.
Also I’d have to stop and pick all that fruit rollup stuff out of my teeth periodically and that’s not very sexy.
What if it was made out of like, string cheese instead
lots of cunning linguists in here
i tried this and got testicular torsion.
Oh no, its the time-travaling genitals
I’m against extended hours for panties. I want panties to get off sooner.
can be found at your local spencer gifts, in red candy apple and grape
Ok boomer 😜
Some food panty material ideas:
Tortilla
Thinly sliced steak
Yogurt (spread it on with a spoon)
Fish fillets
A panty-shaped cool ranch Dorito
shit i want that dorito.
Sorry, all we have left is the balogna panties
Are you hungry my darling deario?
I’m just spitballing here! But yes.
Twizzlers pull-n-peel
Whipped cream
EZ cheeze
peanut butter if no dogs around
I feel like the presence of dogs would increase the chances of peanut butter being used…
If you’ve never seen food panties my guess is you haven’t spent enough time around poor people.
Yes, some will literally slip items from the store into their panties in order to steal them (or at the very least, to make frisking them utterly awkward whoever’s in charge).
Good for them. I approve. Don’t hesitate, food is a human right.
I’m not judging, just telling it how it is.
Of course. I’m just really tired this week of walking past the unhoused people encampments this week in -18 weather and wondering why this is the way it is.
no wonder they’re so damn busy these days.
I swear to God I had to read this like six times
