The more you deny that you are gay, the more you are a closet gay.
No homo, GOP friends
You know, for a guy that literally only got where he is because he can convince people that a pile of shit with a sheet over it is clean, he’s really bad at convincing everyone he’s straight.
he’s really bad at convincing everyone he’s straight.
I mean, it’s no “Josh Hawley kissing his wife” levels of bad.
He does not have any gay friends. Girl please!
He means Peter Thiel.
I am not gay by a GOP means they are flamingly gay.
“I really need you to understand that while I am mugging you, I don’t enjoy onions. I think it’s very important you don’t judge me as someone who could enjoy onions. Now hand over the damn wallet or I kill your wife”
I thought he was Furnituregender
Until reading this article…
Has he not come out yet?
I’ll never forget the time I convinced myself that I was gay. I was eight or nine, maybe younger, and I stumbled upon a broadcast by some fire-and-brimstone preacher. The man spoke about the evils of homosexuals, how they had infiltrated our society, and how they were all destined for hell absent some serious repenting. At the time, the only thing I knew about gay men was that they preferred men to women. This described me perfectly: I disliked girls, and my best friend in the world was my buddy Bill. Oh no, I’m going to hell."
He addressed his feelings with his grandmother (affectionately known as “Mamaw”) who answered him in curiously salty language, considering she was speaking to a child.
“Don’t be a fucking idiot, how would you know that you’re gay?” she asked him.
When Vance explained his reasoning, she laughed.
“JD, do you want to suck dicks?” she said, according to the book.
The young Vance, apparently “flabbergasted,” said: “Of course not!”
“Then you’re not gay. And even if you did want to suck dicks, that would be okay,” she replied. “God would still love you.”
This is not like the couch-fucking thing. This really is in Hillbilly Elegy.
I don’t want to believe you, but I’m not about to read that book to find out.
But the couch fucking is in the book too, right?
“Then you’re not gay. And even if you did want to suck dicks, that would be okay,” she replied. “God would still love you.”
Based Mamaw lmao, how did Vance turn out so…wrong lol
No wonder he’s so fucking weird.
Yeah, I didn’t think he was gay until he, unprovoked, felt the need to assert that he’s not gay. 🤔
