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Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 8 months ago

"Everyone Gets A Medal In This Generation" Says Man From Generation Where Everyone Got A House

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"Everyone Gets A Medal In This Generation" Says Man From Generation Where Everyone Got A House

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Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 8 months ago
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WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact A local geriatric has found himself getting wound up again today, it can be confirmed. Speaking to our reporter a short time ago, Aisling Moloney says her dad has been lighting up the family group chat. “At least he’s not on about furries and kitty litter this time,” said Aisling, whose father’s brain […]
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    8 months ago

    And a pension.

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      8 months ago

      Not remotely true

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      I’m a millennial with a pension. It’s rare but not unheard of in today’s world. Also have a 401K and HSA account. The weird part is the pension was a newer addition to our benefits package in the last handful of years.

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