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ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 5 months ago

Grown man insists on calling it Christmas Eve Eve

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ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 5 months ago
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A man is referring to 23rd December as Christmas Eve Eve, at least 30 years after he should have stopped doing so.
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    I work for a church. Internally, the staff refer to the December 23rd service as “Christmas Adam” because Adam came before Eve. They think it’s hilarious… and I put up with it.

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      5 months ago

      That is legitimately clever

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      5 months ago

      What about christmas Lilith?

      • zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev
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        5 months ago

        They got rid of it. Some even claim Christmas Lilith never existed in the first place.

      • captainlezbian@lemmy.world
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        5 months ago

        She arrives if and when she pleases

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