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"Me: *stands up really fast*

My entire body:"

Bellow are 12 different engine warning lights that you would have on a car dashboard.

  • milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee
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    2 months ago
    • DANGER: Shakey
    • WARNING: Heart pump needs servicing
    • DANGER: Electrolytes depleted
    • WARNING: Dizzy
    • WARNING: Wobbly
    • WARNING: Hungry
    • Foot rotation: OK
    • DANGER: Hypothermia
    • DANGER: Tunnel vision
    • WARNING: Flatulence
    • DANGER: Ball to the face
    • WARNING: Bad luck
    • ShareMySims@lemmy.dbzer0.comOPM
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      2 months ago

      DANGER: Ball to the face

      🤣🤣🤣

      I was actually trying to think up a similar list but was too tired, thank you so much, these are brilliant! 😂