Thought the bottom one was a badly wrapped gift, now that’s petrifying

One of my kids dressed as a farmer.

He took a gumboot. Fucking legend

Plastic bucket with a backpack. So you can empty the bucket into the backpack. And people will think you don’t have enough candy and they’ll give you more.

Kids who show up with pillow cases get extra candy from me.

Delia is going to flip when she sees you’ve used the good linens.

you can’t sling a plastic bucket over your shoulder.

pillowcase is the obvious choice for endurance.

I tried to tell this to some kid at my child’s school’s trunk or treat the other day he said, “sorry all I have is a pillowcase” and I said dude that’s the way to rock it. You can fit way more candy in it. Plus you can sneak some in your room by stuffing your pillow in there. I never used a bucket as a kid. I always used the pillowcase.

Now that I think about it we were also really poor…