I’m sure the water put it out.
I’m the king. Of jalopies.
I’m sure the water put it out.
Either way you gonna wake up wondering what year it is and tryna figure out where the fuck you are.
At recognizing fire hydrants…
What a dumb headline. Not sure why I’m surprised.
Thanks I couldn’t remember the name
Read the manga. It’s very short but very terrifying
Hot dog goes down easier. I find it easier to swallow a weenie shape than a ball shape.
Turned back to pizza hut in a few instances
That’s just what “they” want you to think shshshaw (pocket sand!)
No offense but I wouldn’t pay $49 for that. Maybe $48.75, but not $49.
Oh shit, you’re like famous. I heard you once on a ratm song!
Eh, it’s fine. I trust the suave company. I’m sure they make a perfectly fine product of salon quality that won’t dry out or otherwise damage my hair or skin.
You wouldn’t get it anyway. It’s not a meme for deaf people, it isn’t nearly loud enough. However, as a lactose intolerant member of society I’m deeply conflicted about this meme.
Is the Epcot at Disneyland?
Oh I get it. He knows because he’s a depraved perv he isn’t getting raptured so he’s gonna fill it with helium, hold on as it rises, then enter heaven with a sex doll and fuck it silly in front of St Peter while cumming with a high pitched moan.
Good plan, actually.
Pretty sure pouring wine onto plants will kill them.
I’m guessing you haven’t had many customers yet?
Also, you think you’re not getting raptured but you are literally offering a good thing for people that won’t even pay you. Pretty sure Jesus would think you were dope.
It might seem difficult, but it’s never too late to go back to school as a 40 year old in your underwear! We believe you in you! Even if you don’t make it I’ll bet you end up with some kind of certificate or cool title…