This man basically declared war on Canada. I had to double take the sub.
I could 100% see him saying this
This feels like it could have actually been something he said. I feel like if you showed this article to his followers, without showing the site, they would nod their heads and agree that it’s sage wisdom.
How fucked up is this timeline?
That would require him knowing about history a bit, and that might be a stretch.
I am pretty sure in his mind WWII was that time when America, Hitler, and Putin won against hords of gay black people.
i bit the onion, hard
I’m having a hard time believing that this article is from The Onion.
Funny, the German equivalent to The Onion had the same idea today:
https://www.der-postillon.com/2025/02/ueberfall-auf-polen.html
We need to start calling it Maga America, in the same way we say Nazi Germany or Fascist Italy.
I think it should just be Trumpland.
That’s sounds too much like a fun little vacation where someone takes all your money. This is more like a nightmare of destruction that will take all your money
How about this for a deal? Countries keep their shit out of other countries where they’re not welcome?
that’s a good one ! Pétain would be proud
Trump is a terrorist set on trying to dismantle every Western democratic country.
We need to show him how terrorists must be dealt with.
Trump’s doing Perot style Reform Politics from the White House. This isn’t terrorism, its venture capitalism. Downsizing, zero-based budgeting, outside contracting, looting the cash reserves, juicing profits with scams - straight out of the Musk playbook from when he took over Twitter. Its how every Bain Capital buyout shakes down.
We need to show him how terrorists must be dealt with.
Like it or hate it but imho the world would be a better place if those 2 assassins succeeded.
The first guy wasn’t really an assassin, though. That one was set up
Wasn’t that the second?
I can’t remember anymore aside from the best possibility for the future not happening.
Which ever guy the SS let Trump stand there and pose for a picture right after being “shot”.
Just a glitch in the matrix
You know what they say. third time lucky.
I don’t think that will stop project 2025 anymore. Would still be nice tho.
We’d need to retake the house and have 2 successful assassinations in a short enough period that a VP can’t be confirmed, making the Speaker of the House POTUS.
It would be easier to just get a veto-proof majority in the 2026 elections, which is mathematically (if not realistically) possible in 2026, since 22 Republican senators are up for election.
Veto-proof majority would also be enough to remove Trump and Vance from office in January 2027.
The best we can realistically hope for is taking the House and Senate in 2026 and defunding anything Trump tries to do, followed by a massive recruitment drive in 2029 to rehire competent federal workers.
Long-term, we’ve established a need for a Constitutional Amendment to bring some level of plurality in the executive branch, with career secretaries and elected commissioners for each agency that are independent of and protected from the President.
At that point we might as well give up on the union. There is no way the right won’t just double down. Might be for the best though
Given his age and physical condition, Trump could plausibly keel over on his own before his term is up.
It’s also possible that the Dems could retake the House and/or Senate, and even without a veto proof majority, simply refuse to confirm any replacement VP nominee. Doesn’t even have to be related to some desire to see the line of succession get invoked again, there would almost certainly be ample grounds to object to any nominee that Trump or Vance would pick.
I ate that onion so hard
It’s so believable considering how coke, ford, ibm, etc invested in germany at the time despite their regime.
Except in this case, Trump products would still be labeled Trump products.
This label?
This is probably inevitable, you know.
I genuinely didn’t think it was satire when I saw the headline. Trump coming out and saying something like that is literally just par for course.
