Fucking perfect headline.
It’s like rain on your wedding day
It rained on my wedding day and we saw nothing ironic about it.
Maybe metallurgy just isn’t your thing.
No, it’s just that it was closer to mercury, what with it being liquid and all.
Now if it was raining anvils and girders on my wedding day…
Well I’ll just end up walking in the cold November rain.
It’s a free ride when you’ve already paid
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It was no accident. Someone was at fault, probably the traffic engineer
They must not have banks in wherever he’s from.
They probably don’t trust them very well.
What’s the life lesson here?
Fuck cars?
Fuck cars.
The exhaust pipe is quite coarse.
Start smoking.
Gotcha 👌
Go out on your own terms
isn’t driving more dangerous than smoking these days? Traffic fatalities in the US are really high.
The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) estimates that smoking (including exposure to secondhand smoke) is linked to around 480,000 deaths per year in the United States.
According to the National Highway Traffic Safety Administration (NHTSA), roughly 40,000 people die in motor‐vehicle crashes in the US each year.
Smoking accounts for roughly 12 times more deaths annually than motor vehicle accidents in the US
While these numbers don’t take into account the amount of people doing either task, I imagine the placements won’t change much
There’s probably a few cancer cases attributed entirely to smoking that vehicle emissions might’ve also helped hasten.
Vehicular death in the US is startling. ~45,000 deaths a year, same a gun deaths. And with half the gun deaths being suicides and most of the rest gang related and other villainy, that makes the randomness of dying in traffic even scarier.
The way that money looks suggests this guy wasn’t in the US of A
When ya gotta go, you’re going one way or another
