• MTK@lemmy.world
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    Not to brag, but a quick calculation reveals that I have over 3000 hours of pooping experience, so yeah, I know some stuff about pooping 😎

  • DragonsInARoom@lemmy.world
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    I think that knowing is knowledge, but I don’t know and will let you know when I know what I should probably know by now, but I’ve just not found the right knowledge to teach me.

  • Nemean_lion@lemmy.ca
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    We are only 5 years ahead of a fungus that makes farmland unusable. And that 5 year gap is shortening every year because the fungus is evolving faster then our ability to genetically modify crops to combat it. This fungus is in almost every field in north America and is related to the fungus that took out the bananas in the past.

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        Nope, a newly modified canola strain has about 2 years before the fungus can overcome it. And a new strain needs to be introduced. And those new strains are getting harder and harder to produce.

  • ch00f@lemmy.world
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    3 hours ago

    Don’t ever, for any reason, do anything, to anyone, for any reason, ever, no matter what, no matter where, or who, or who you are with, or where you are going, or where you’ve been, ever, for any reason whatsoever.

    • Tanis Nikana@lemmy.world
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      Man, I already don’t do verbs at people. I’m posting this to a website though, and that doesn’t involve people, but if you choose to read it, then I’m delighted. If we have that layer of internet abstraction, then we can do whatever we want?

      I’m gonna go outside and touch some grass.

  • JaymesRS@literature.cafe
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    Don’t know much about history Don’t know much biology Don’t know much about a science book Don’t know much about the French I took

    • Skvlp@lemm.ee
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      Don´t know much about geography Don´t know much trigonometry Don´t know much about algebra Don´t know what a slide rule for

  • Lemmist@lemm.ee
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    Sorry, I don’t have any experience in anything and I don’t know much about something. But I can type this: “GGKJDGgkjdsgakKGKJDGhkwGHJKKK”.

    Cool, huh? Alas, I lack experience, but I improve myself from time to time.

    I can even quit from vim!

  • Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell.

    Parasitic wasps will paralyse spiders and lay eggs inside them, then the spider will slowly die being eaten alive by wasp larva from the inside.

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    I’ll have to put a pin in that and circle back once I’ve had a chance to look into whether I can think about looking for that information for you.

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    I know that I know nothing, that must count as something right?

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      "If you know that you know nothing, then that means you know 1 thing; which would cancel out the fact that you know nothing, making you a fool.

      The key is to recognize that you only know that you’ve more to learn about the things you do not know, though you don’t know what those may be. Only then can you never be mistaken in these regards."

      I read that on a fortune cookie once.