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“Shoots thirty-six bullet-shaped wooden slugs as fast as you can turn the crank”
GOD I LOVE CRANKING MY BIG DICK
AROOOOOOO BROTHER
“He’s an outlaw loose and running” Came the whisper from each lip “And he’s here to do some business With the big dick on his hip” Big dick on his hip
This was a real ad apparently. Snopes Article
Here’s a video of it in action
That is really disappointing
The name was really the only thing going for it, wasn’t it?
Big Dick only costs tree fiddy? What a bargain!
At that point, I noticed that Big Dick was actually an 8 story tall crustacean from the protozoic era.