Hell, I consistently have to remind people that Bush bailed out the banks in Aug 2008. Obama didn’t get to make a decision. He continued on the path Bush took, because doing anything else would have further tanked the economy.

Small Soldiers also taught us how to turn an electric pole transformer into an improvised EMP device. That turns the dogs off.

Did you see Don’s face when Elon was doing his jumping shit? Don’s already sick of him, and only keeping him around because he’s worth so much.

I thought he was 13

Could be. I think they may have been willing to offer me a premium because I’m shockingly white, with blue/green eyes, and had blonde hair at the time. My dad just taught us all how to use chopsticks as kids, and I spent a semester in college eating everything with them, mainly so that I could.

Edit: oh, and I’m left handed, which is considered lucky in those cultures, from what I’ve been told.

I graduated HS just before the Paducah, KY shooting. Was in college at the time in KY. Managed to get out of college before the first major university shooting too. The entire premise seems bizarre that kids have to have shooter drills the way we had tornado drills.

Fellow chopstick master checking in. I’ve been told by a TON of expats that I could make a decent amount of money just eating as an extra in Japanese/Korean/Chinese television/film. I might have considered it in my 20s, but not now that I’m almost retired.

Brad‽‽

Didn’t you hear? They’re rebranding to horse and sparrow indoctrination instead!

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Taxes pay for nothing. Taxes are an anti-inflationary device. Please read up on modern economic theory.

And of course his most iconic role of John “JD” Duke!

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This guy, the head of Space Force, also knows more about what’s actually going on on the Chinese space station that NASA most likely due to compartmentalized intelligence.

Previous edit didn’t apply to you, clearly. It applied to the person that downvoted and didn’t reply

This guy probably knows a bit more about what’s going on on the Chinese Space Station than you do.

No worries!

#KillRacingNotHorses

I can still shoe a horse, and I’m almost always the tech support in the house…

Elon wants to be Stark. He’s actually Iron Monger. He wants to be Stark so fucking badly.

I mean, that was back when if you wanted a home computer, you were building it yourself from parts from Radio Shack. Not exactly the same thing. I’m not certain that even Apple had the Apple 1 out at that point. I know they hadn’t made the Mac 128k, and weren’t going to for several years.

I haven’t ever met anyone that thought Bill Gates was prescient, just a lucky businessman.

He insulted the thugs with badges by existing while being a person of color.

Exactly. The last time I felt it necessary to clarify my sexuality, it was because some girl asked me if I would be good to take with her for clothes shopping. I replied that “while I am actually an excellent shopping companion, because I will find stuff that looks great on you, that you overlooked, to answer the question you very pointedly didn’t ask, no I’m not gay.”

The look on her face was, as MasterCard says, priceless. She was shocked that I knew what she was asking, and that I wasn’t at all offended. I think it was all the theater, choir, and swim team in high school, but I have pinged people’s gaydar since middle school, and I couldn’t care less, now that I’m big enough that they don’t bully me physically for it.

Earth 2 had a better plot.

https://m.imdb.com/title/tt0108758/