Optimistic that they’ll “only” cut narcan funding, yeah… it’s bleak.

That’s optimistic, I’m anticipating systematic execution of drug users. Republicans have praised Duterte’s policies in the past.

CEO of Global Tetrahedron, The Onion’s parent company

Cheers, to the continued consolidation of power and capital!

WebStorm and Rider will have community versions soon, they are going to eat VS Code’s lunch.

We definitely have plans, big plans. Big massive contingency plans. Well, I can’t really describe them right now, because they’re so big. It’s really more like concepts, but check back in 2 weeks.

Ah, actually using Outlook like a normal user.

Ha, right? I’m keeping my fingers crossed there is some executive at MS raging and it will get resolved before they force everyone off the legacy version. Surely there are people inside their organization with tons more traffic than I see.

They’re doing their best to “improve” excel too… I can’t understand how their AI generated cell fill is worse than the old approach.

I’ve been told the extended time to open is related to how big the outlook database is, I average 200 emails received a day with various alerts and notifications from internal tools and it cripples new outlook in about a week if I’m not diligent with keeping folders cleaned out/emails deleted. This volume wasn’t a issue before I switched.

The new outlook has exceeded “garbage” and gone all the way to dumpster fire. It sometimes takes upwards of 15, 30 seconds to open an email. The new auto formatting is a hindrance to be overcome by tricking it to act how you want. Trying to schedule an event across timezones shits the bed half the time, resulting in improper meeting times being sent out. Absolute failure.

People that can still afford stuff will be so cool. The hippest tech, biggest cars and newest kicks, everything will be uber exclusive. This is good for america because reasons.

I’m actually pretty sad reading this after the library and community work you shared recently. We’ll need more folks like you to stick around, people that can get positive change done. But also totally understand, need to do what’s best for you and loved ones

“Look now, things fall off trucks all the time”

Come on Onion, this isn’t even satire any more

Actual text I got yesterday:

I strongly support ppl sucking any dick they’d like, as long as it’s not attached to an authoritarian.

Seems they won’t ban you for dissing the governments, they’re too chickenshit for that. They’ll ban you for either “misinfo” (not aligning with kremlin talking points) or cultural insensitivity, in this case - mods explicitly arguing user’s statement is homophobia.

Harris was right, these are very unserious people. They seem to spend their entire lives making “jokes”.

“seething hilter pie” got me good

Maybe they can contribute to RedStar instead. Is best os for great compute.

NATO will continue expanding as more and more border countries don’t want to deal with limp dick Putin. Russia will be broken up to small territories and anything that remains of the federation will be scrapped and sold for salvage to finance rebuilding what has been lost.

Ta-ta!