You people are the sewer mutants of the internet

I’m thinking of starting a suicide cult

Lets laugh at him for having beans.

This is important.

We now side with cancer.

-Official statement

Thank you for reminding me there is at least some comedy coming in the future

I fear Denny’s

I will literally cry if Trump takes coffee from me

Well, yes, but you see we were hoping it would go the other direction. That’s the general vibe of the room at the moment.

Didn’t he knock him out at one point and then hold him up as they cut to commercial?

Liking the book? Eat soup bitch.

I didn’t tell anybody to commit murder. I’m just watching hopefully.

I’ve seen books with ads for books in the middle.

No.

I thought rape was basically legal for soldiers? Pretty much a job perk.

… what

2025 new policy of punching poor kids in the face takes effect.

That is a truly glorious headline.

We are a confused state.