Jubei Kibagami

Wouldn’t It Be Nice in my ass 😂

“I’ll be right with you, grampsi, just wanna hear this laundry jingle one last time!”

I’m not sure but the more I look at it the more I want answers 😂

Celebrating mayo is never wrong, bud. In fact, you should get more mayo at your earliest convenience.

You’re right. I’ve still never seen a left-handed caliper in real life 😂

The kids think commas are cheugy.

I wanna say it’s from the Latin word “Maius” which is the month of May. In Mexican Spanish, “mayonesa” is never shortened to mayo.

Is that a left-handed caliper? Or is the video mirrored?

“Joking”, yes, I’m sure they’d never do it for real.

Wayne and the crew on Letterkenny blame sugar cereals for degen behavior. They might have been onto something here 🤔

Dallas here. Rain in July is odd, not as odd as highs in the 80s. We’re back to the 100s tomorrow. That seems more normal.

Thanks, guys, I got it to update with the correct map. This thing has a ton of options! Those of you who want granular control over apps, this is right up your alley.

I had downloaded OsmAnd but forgot about it. After reading this post, I fired it up. It took a minute to download a map for my area. It returned a map of Kansas. I’m in Texas 🤔 I guess I gotta fix that somehow.

You’re a person of culture and sophistication 😎👍

This is gonna suck for restockers when a lot of items get left at the cashier’s because Walmarts ghouls decided to raise the price between shelf and checkout.

My kuriboh needs the rest of this.

Remember kids, you can be a draft dodger and be president 😎👉👉

From Lullaby by Palahniuk:

"People who would never throw litter from their car will drive past you with their radio blaring. People who’d never blow cigar smoke at you in a crowded restaurant will bellow into their cell phone. They’ll shout at each other across the space of a dinner plate.

These people who would never spray herbicides or insecticides will fog the neighborhood with their stereo playing Scottish bagpipe music. Chinese opera. Country and western.

Outdoors, a bird singing is fine. Patsy Cline is not.

Outdoors, the din of traffic is bad enough. Adding Chopin’s Piano Concerto in E Minor is not making the situation any better.

You turn up your music to hide the noise. Other people turn up their music to hide yours. You turn up yours again. Everyone buys a bigger stereo system. This is the arms race of sound. You don’t win with a lot of treble.

This isn’t about quality. It’s about volume.

This isn’t about music. This is about winning.

You stomp the competition with the bass line. You rattle windows. You drop the melody line and shout the lyrics. You put in foul language and come down hard on each cussword.

You dominate.

This is really about power."

French and existential ennui, name a better duo.

If you go on YouTube and look up videos of the eclipse yesterday, you’ll see a ton of videos about why the eclipse marks the beginning of the end of the world. Just pure and total insanity or people taking advantage of that insanity. You might be surprised but you probably won’t be because you know in your heart that we’re just that far gone now.